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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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