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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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