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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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