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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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