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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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