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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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