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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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