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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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