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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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