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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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