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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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