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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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