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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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