Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.