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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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