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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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