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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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