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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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