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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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