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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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