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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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