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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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