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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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