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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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