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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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