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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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