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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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