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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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