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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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