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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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