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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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