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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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