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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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