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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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