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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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