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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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