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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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