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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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