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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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