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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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