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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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