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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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