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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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