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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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