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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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