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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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