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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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