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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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