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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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