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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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