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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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