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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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