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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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