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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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