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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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