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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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