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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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