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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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