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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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